beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

high school is getting in the way of my rap career :\ 

P I Z Z A P R T Y 

U.S history AP in less than 48 hours and there’s enough shit in my pants to fertilize the entire continent of Africa

so there’s this girl in my gym class and we actually never talk but once in a while she’ll be like “can i tell u something” and i’m like “ok” and then she goes on about boy problems and it’s really annoying the way she does it because it’s all backhand bragging u know what i mean? like “wow this boy always looks at me in the hallway i think he’s stalking me why would this boy look at me hmph” and i’m just like “idk bitch maybe cuz u annoying as frick”